nope-not-gonna: abolishignorance: Why did this have to be written on a  receipt though. um… probably because that is in fact, what you bought believe it or not  The author could be referring to a middle aged cashier named Debra who took him for a ride in her station wagon to her house from the store, at which point, he walked away because he discovered that Debra was really a man named Dean.

nope-not-gonna:

abolishignorance:

Why did

this have to

be written

on a 

receipt though.

um… probably because that is in fact, what you bought

believe it or not

 The author could be referring to a middle aged cashier named Debra who took him for a ride in her station wagon to her house from the store, at which point, he walked away because he discovered that Debra was really a man named Dean.

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